Indian cricket team v/s stocks

After an another humiliating performance by the Indian Cricket team against England at home, here is a funny forward that compares them with stock market listed company stocks…

  • Gautam Gambhir – Ranbaxy (Inconsistent and never know when it will perform)
  • Rahul Dravid – HDFC Bank (Consistent and solid quarter after quarter)
  • Anil Kumble – HDFC Ltd (Again reliable and strong fundamentals)
  • Sehwag – JP Associates (Will perform only in high beta environment.)
  • Zaheer Khan – Infosys (Consistent earlier but waning magic!?)
  • Harbhajan – Suzlon Energy (No comments required!)
  • Cheteshwar Pujara – Lupin (Solid potential ahead)
  • Virat Kohli – Cognizant (Rocking even in tough times)
  • Dada – TCS (Undiminished aura and class)
  • Ashwin – Jubilant Foodworks (Good growth so far but sustaining it is the key)
  • M S Dhoni – ITC (Darling of everyone – default/no brainer pick)
  • Rohit Sharma – Kingfisher Airlines (%*#*$@&*)
  • VVS Laxman – Asian Paints (May seem boring but consistent and never disappoints)
  • Last but not least……….
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    Tendulkar – Reliance Industries (Highest weight and highest market cap but stock wont perform):)

If you would associate a stock with an Indian cricketer what would it be?

Indian Cricket Team

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