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Posted by 29 January, 2014

Inflation is defined as the “general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing power of money.”

rupeesThis is more easy to understand when explained with a simple example.

50 years ago, Rs.75000 would have been sufficient to buy a big house with lots of open space, jewels and everything.

In the 70′s and 80′s,  the same Rs.75000 would have been sufficient to fund 2 people’s education from kindergarden to a college degree and possibly get a decent sized house somewhere outside the city.

In the 90′s, Rs.75000 was just about enough to fund 1 person’s higher secondary school education.

Mid 90′s, you would have been able to buy a good, state of the art bike plus have some extra as well.

In the early 2000′s, Rs.75000 would have got you a state of the art, most updated and powerful desktop computer system.

Around the same time, Rs.75000 would have got you an excellent vacation outside India for 2 people for 10 days.

Mid 2000′s, it would have been sufficient for 1 year of college degree.

Between 2007 to 2009, Rs.75000 would have got you the latest bike available on the market.

Between 2010 to 2013, Rs.75000 was a good salary to start off with. You would have also been able to go on a holiday within India.

And now at 2014, Rs.75000 is just about enough to get your kid a Nursery school admission!!!

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Posted by 23 February, 2011

Dear Mr.Sunil Mittal & Airtel,

This is your customer, lets say, a very disgruntled customer. Ever since I came back to India in Feb 2006, I have been using only Airtel products and services for my mobile connection, internet connectivity and digital TV. Since then I have recommended Airtel to a lot of people everywhere – online and offline.

In the last 4-5 years, I have heard and listened to a lot of Airtel horror stories and have disregarded them in an instant simply because I was having a wonderful time and I have not had any such issues as many other people claimed.

But change is inevitable. All good things must come to an end. And so it happened.

Ever since I moved into a new house last September, I have only terrible things to say about Airtel. Especially when all the 3 Airtel products and services that I use go bad.

Updates below under each issue

Horror Story #1 – Airtel Mobile Customer Service Sucks

I do not exactly remember the date, but sometime in December, I called up the customer service and asked for my address to be changed to the new address. Oh, I was listening to the funky new A.R.Rahman tune for more than 20 minutes before some guy came on line. He takes a look at my account details and mentioned that I have been a customer for more than 3 1/2 years. So I do not need to provide any proof of address and he can change my address right away. So I give him the new address and I was told it will be updated in 24 hours.

Then I tell him I have an another number and the address for that also has to be changed. This is my mother’s number and he says the same 3 1/2 years stuff and updates the address.

Fast forward 3 months, last week I was paying my bills online and I noticed the address in my bill and in my mother’s are wrong and still showing the old address. Immediately I shoot an email to the customer service and wait. Next day I find 2 replies – one for my number and one for my mother. For my mother’s connection, I was asked to provide a proof of address. For mine, I was asked to provide a screenshot. I reply back and mention the conversation I had in December about the proof of address not required only to be met with a copy/paste of the previous email. I reply back mentioning the same and once again I get the same response.

Immediately, I call up the 121 customer service from my mother’s number, wait for 15-20 minutes before some girl answers. I explain to her the issue, she puts me on hold for another 10-15 minutes and repeats the same proof of address crap. I ask her how come 2 customer service personnel mention different things. No proper answer. So I disconnect, calm myself down and then call back. Once again after a wait for 15-20 minutes, I get the same response and I get no answers to my questions. Any question is met by the same answer. By this time, I had lost all my patience and decide it is of no use talking to a Parrot.

Then a hour or two later someone calls me up on my number and says that because I gave the request after the bill has been generated it is showing old address and in the next bill it will be updated and without giving me a option, he hangs up. Now this is really screwed up because I gave the change of address request 2 months ago and since then 2 bills have been generated. But I am in no mood to argue, so I am being patient and waiting for the next bill to be generated.

Now that the mobile portability is an option, I am seriously contemplating on moving to Vodafone if this is not sorted out.

Update 1: Finally, after 3 months, this blog post, plenty of tweets and few phone calls later, the address change has been done. Friday morning, I kept getting calls from Airtel Delhi asking for information and later in the afternoon, someone called up and said the address would be updated in 24 hours and she will call. As usual, she did not call. But I called up the customer service and verified the address on both the numbers and they have been changed to my current one.

Horror Story #2 – Airtel DTH Customer Service is Screwed up big time

Now this story is real fun. Around October, my DTH was left with no balance. Since I moved to the new house, I was not watching a lot of tv. And because we were getting the regular old cable, we did not bother with the Airtel DTH. But then it seems the customer service at Airtel DTH are paid commissions for every top up or re-installations as they were calling us almost every single week. When we called for the dish antennae to be removed, no one turned up for a good 2-3 days and only after calling the customer service 4-5 times someone turned up or I guess we had it removed by someone ( I am not sure). But then that’s not important.

Unable to put up with the barrage of calls and sms messages, I decided to get the DTH re-installed on my new house. So on Friday 18th, February, I call up the customer service and make a request for the reinstallation. Now, since it has been a good few months my account balance went into negative and was standing at Rs. –23. To my surprise my request was not accepted since my account has a negative balance and I was told that in order for me to raise a complaint ticket, I need to have a positive balance.

Now, I am no scientist, but I am pretty damn sure that to watch the tv channels on Airtel DTH I need to have a positive balance and without one I simply cannot watch any thing. Explain the same thing to the CS, absolutely no use. So I disconnect the call and top it up by Rs.100 so that it has a positive balance of 70 odd rupees.

I call up again and now the request is accepted. I was clearly told that it will be re-installed before 2.30pm on Saturday, Feb 19th, 2011. In the evening at around 5pm someone calls up, verifies the address and said he will call back in an hour to confirm the time. I wait for an hour, nothing. I assumed he would simply show up, cancel and postpone my plans for Saturday morning and afternoon.

Fast forward to 1pm on Saturday afternoon, no one had shown up. So I call up the customer service and was answered by a girl named Lavanya who said someone will call me in 5 minutes from the concerned dept. Someone did and said an engineer will call me in 2 minutes and will come home.

215pm – nothing. my phone is silent. So I again call up the CS, again speak to lavanya but this time I had the call escalated and got transferred to one Manjula who was the floor manager at that time. 15 minutes into the conversation, I sense that she is getting irritated at me and mentions that she will speak to the engineer concerned, get the installation done by 6pm sharp and will call me by 4 to confirm.

4pm – nothing. 5pm – nothing. So I waste more time of mine and speak to another floor manager who now promises me that it will be done for sure at 6pm and he himself would call me to confirm it all.

6pm nothing. 7pm nothing. 8pm – I get a call asking if the installation has been done. Now at this point, I was left to wonder whether the guy was asking genuinely or making a fool out of me. He said he will call back in 5 minutes and the night ends. And my entire Saturday was ruined waiting for the call that never came and for the engineer who never arrived.

Next day morning at 11am, an engineer calls up and I give him a piece of my mind, ask his boss/CS to call me. Nothing till 1230pm when I call the CS, vent out all my anger and frustration, refuse to pay the installation charges. blah blah blah blah blah.. (decide it is of no use talking to a Parrot.). And finally the installation was done by around 4pm.

You might wonder why I am raising a big stink when the installation was done. The point is the CS knew well in advance the installation will not happen on Saturday. Not 1 person, 4 people assured me the installation will happen by 6pm when they fu*king knew it was not.

When my account went into negative balance, I was fu*cking bombarded with calls. So why the fu*k no one bothered to call me and inform about the installation being postponed? What is the use of giving a timeline if its not going to be adhered to? Because of this, my entire weekend was ruined. My whole Saturday was spent waiting for some engineer who never showed up and speaking to a customer service who made false promises and had the nerve to lie about the whole thing! Not to mention half of my Sunday also went for a sixer waiting for the engineer!

I do not know about you, but for me my time is precious. If I commit something, I stick to it and I ensure it is done or if it is going to be delayed, I inform well in advance. Not like this!!!

A Fu*king RANT – Airtel Broadband FUP Messages are Lame!!!

I pay a frigging 1900 rupees each month for a 2mbps unlimited broadband connection with a 40GB FUP limit. I also fully agree with the FUP (Fair Usage Policy) restrictions. But then I am VERY PISSED OFF AT SEEING THIS FUP WARNING MESSAGES EVERY FU*KING 10 MINUTES.

Give me a break will you. Once you have showed me a message, I know that I am close to exceeding the limit or have exceeded the limit, BUT FOR FU*K SAKE, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SHOW IT EVERY 10 MINUTES OR SO. Not when I am logged in to my Internet Banking trying to transfer money.

The Customer service guy said I will get the alert only once in each billing cycle. But  I have seen this FU*KING FUP Message more than 10-15 minutes in just the last 60 minutes. That’s almost one every 5 minutes. AND THAT IS MAKING ME VERY VERY VERY ANGRY.

On top of this 1900 rupees, I have absolutely no intention to pay extra and get the Speed on Demand on Service which you have now started promoting in each of the FUP messages every 10 minutes.

Mr.Mittal

  1. Have you ever called up the Airtel customer service as a customer? Do you know how torturous that is?
  2. Have you ever crossed your FUP limit and been flooded with these FUP messages?
  3. Have you ever had to speak to a CS executive who just repeats the same thing over and again irrespective of what ever you tell him?

Over there on the top of the ladder, you might not see the Fu*ked up service t that is delivered to the average customer, but then as someone who runs India’s largest GSM-based mobile phone service and world’s fifth largest wireless company with over 190 million customers across 19 countries in Asia and Africa (Wikipedia), I do believe it is one of your responsibilities to ensure that customers do not regret choosing Airtel.

End of the day, it is people like me who has made you and your company what is is now.

I do not know if this will be read by anyone from Airtel or not. I do not care. But if someone does read this, I have got just 2 words.

AIRTEL SUCKS

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Posted by 09 December, 2008

Last couple of days has been really hectic and crazy. I just got stuck with a lot of crazy **** that by the end of the day, I was completely tired and exhausted.

I tried to sleep during the weekend, but one of my web site decided to go down because of a stupid upgrade issues. One whole day was spent on trying to fix it up only to see the custom design that I had done wouldn’t work after upgrade. I had to spend the whole of Saturday night fixing it up and making it proper.

On Sunday, a major disaster happened. The phone that I bought only 3 weeks ago was completely rendered useless due to a mix-up. Accidentally the phone went into a bucket full of water and only after 20-25 minute I realized the phone was not with me. By that time, it was too late. I could save only the SIM card and nothing else. According to the shop from where I bought it, they had ordered only one phone from the main dealer and I was the only one who bought it from them till yesterday. FYI, I had a Sony Ericsson W980 and it costed me almost 500 USD (Rs. 24,500).

Now, for the last two days I have been roaming around like a zombie wondering which phone I should buy next or whether to buy the same phone again. I do not like Nokia for reasons beyond reasoning. I have been using only Sony Ericsson for the last 4 years.

Because of this, I am completely zapped on what to write my poem on. I did have some ideas on Saturday, but after Sunday everything is blank right now :(

 

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Posted by 19 November, 2008

Over the last few weeks, I have had the pleasure of interacting with a lot of people from almost all walks of life – from the CEO’s to the average guy you see everyday. In all these occasions, one thing that baffled me was how people go to lengths to use complicated phrases for things that could be explained in plain, simple English.

Not that it is bad to use such words, but why make things hard for the people involved. If your daily routine involves using complicated terms, then I guess its not bad. But when it is not, why go the extra mile when you can accomplish the same task much easier and simpler?

At the same time, I wonder if the people (including myself) listening to such conversations understand what exactly is being conveyed! I don’t understand much of these jargons and corporate savvy terms that I come across everyday. So, I make it a point to interrupt and ask them the meaning for the same, even they think something else about me.

The main purpose of communication is to ensure that everyone understands it properly and to do that one must be express it clearly and plainly. No matter how great one talks, if others are not able to understand what you are trying to tell them, then it just doesn’t serve the purpose at all.

So, talk in Simple, Plain English Please :)

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Posted by 06 November, 2006

Reaction to a blog post in SEOmoz written by 2k

I am an Avid reader of SEOmoz blog for a long time and i am sure everyone else is.

I just opened by feedreader and was going through this post titled “The funny little thing called TRUST

Until i read the last para i found the post nicely written and an impressive one. But what ticked me off was this paragraph

PS. Wondering how I received the idea for this entry? A customer of mine said recently  “You know, I preferred your business since I didn’t trust those Indian guys that sent me proposals.”  Never bite the hand that feeds you, but just guess how many times have I heard “I just wish your business was from United States…”

i have bolded the line which is at the center of my blog post.

2k,

maybe you had issues with some indian guys, but isnt it stupid to place a negative trust factor on all of them???

How many times the Rest of the World has said ” I dont trust those (insert your country of choice) Guys. They  are arrogant and stupid and think they own the planet?”

want to know what is being talked in this part of the world?

“You know, i prefer your business since I dont Trust those (insert your country of choice) guys, they  are lazy, arrogant and dumb. ” Just guess how many times have i heard “I just wish those (insert your country of choice) learnt to be humble”

If you guys buckled up and did the job, why the F it needs to be outsourced here?

maybe you should change the blog title to

“the funny little thing called stupidity”

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