Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
If the shoe fits, it’s really ugly.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making
If you are like me, spending long time sitting infront of computers, then this might be useful for you.
Prolonged sitting at a desk or computerterminal can cause muscular tension and pain.But, by taking a five or ten minute break to doa series of stretches, your whole body can feel.better.Itsalso helpful to learn to stretchspontaneously, throughout the day, stretchingany particular area of the body that feels tensefor a minute or two. This will help greatly Inreducing and controlling unwanted tensionand pain.
Download the PDF: Computer Stretches
This site will teach you how to seek, recognize and filter low paying google ads which link to MFA (Made for Adsense) sites AND we will provide you with tools that will help you to substantly increase your AdSense revenue, all for free. Why would you seatle on taking $0.01 when you can boost it over $0.50 per click and double or triple your earnings ?!
If you’re webmaster running AdSense on your own website, you’ve probably seen google ads like “We have found 4 best products for …”, or “Best resources on net for …”. Well in most cases, these advertisers pay you only between $0.01 to $0.03 per click, depending on your site PR (Page Rank), traffic and page views.
Filtering these kind of ads is simply not good enough. We have to eliminate their existance by providing high quality list of these sites which can be freely and easily used and applied by any AdSense Publisher acessing this web site, all for the good of internet’s quality and your higher revenue of course.
Please welcome ThebigDirectory.org to the Cavern Family.
I am in the process of taking over from its previous owner and i will be converting this from a paid model to a free one keeping in line with the other Dir’s.
I keep thinking i need to spend more time offline but end up buying new sites which take up all of my time
once the transfer is complete and i manage to whip up a decent logo for this, it should be in pristine working condition
Check it out
my pc crashed on sunday.
it kept rebooting and rebooting until the hard drive went along with xp.
so for close to 3.5 days i was without any computer nor internet access.
and during this time, people who wouldnt normally email started to write some, submissions to the directories went crazy than normal.
my host decided i am using too much resource and sent a warning email.
my paypal came back to normal – thats a story in itself.
right now, i am sitting here close to 4.5 hrs just reviewing the submissions to submiturlhere.com, .
i still have close to 20 pages left on this one + 3 more dirs to check
the worst was,
i had done a new layout for thesmilies.com and its all gone
spent close to 3 days working on it and everything is gone with the hard disk.
not that i cant redo it, but now i have other real life things to take care and i will not be able to spend more time on the computer.
My sis gave birth to a new baby girl. so constant stream of visitors and i cant use the pc cos they are next to the computer
will update this soon
Webmasters Cavern gets a facelift today.
weeks days of trying to redesign it, i finally stuck with the old colors but changed a layout.
I was experimenting with new colors and a new fluid css only layout. but somehow it didnt give me the satisfaction and also didnt work out right
So went to a table based CSS layout today.
it has a outer table skeleton but everything is once again thru stylesheet.
as with any change, there are some bugs which i am hoping to sort out in the next few days, if time permits.
And if u spot any errors, do send me an email so that i can fix it asap.
apart from the layout there are many other changes as well
- i did away with the old link script and switched to PHPLD2. so the dir is almost empty now. will have to post abt it in the forums to get some entries.
- also, got rid of the skyscrapers in the main pages and slowly i will be getting rid of them from the articles pages as well.
- easy updation of site as the number of dependent files have been reduced.
give me your comments on it plz.